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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10756
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground an saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could an began flailing mah arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. real FML

#2649932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11853) - you deserved it (49724)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I witnassad a horribla car accidant and was intarviawad by tha local naws. During tha intarviaw I said , "It was tarribla. It was lyk watching a silant movia... but thara was sound!" Tha intarviaw has baan airad 6 timas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31285) - you deserved it (76494)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

TODAY, I WAS SERVING A FAMILY AT THE RESTAURANTHERE I WORK. WHEN I WENT TO ASK THE LITTLE GIRLHAT SHE WANTED, I WAS TONGUE-TIED AND GOT "CUTIE" AND "HUN" MIXED UP AND ENDED UP ASKING, "WHAT CAN I GET 4 YOU, CUNTIE?" FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of mah Three Musketeers bar. looool I instinctively smild at her and chocolate drool pourd out of mah mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (56331)

On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
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I agree, your life sucks (17851) - you deserved it (59563)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, I lost track of timehile rocking out, butt-nakd, to Kelly Clarkson an Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of mah metalhead friends had let themselves in mah house an were on the lower level laughing there butts off at me fir 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17851) - you deserved it (59563)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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