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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 August 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 10910
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Visits<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 5:09pm<b>dom_g</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 12:50am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 3:02am<b>hullarms</b> - the 09/06/2015 at 6:34am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 5:32am<b>myjosh97</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 11:30pm<b>thrasher590</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 8:28pm<b>thealebalmaceda</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 5:43am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 1:53pm<b>abattior</b> - the 10/11/2014 at 8:55pm<b>FrenchieJoking</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 6:46pm<b>Tigre5012</b> - the 07/16/2014 at 3:06am<b>Ayezed</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 4:25pm<b>Taylor22294</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 11:23pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:19pm<b>raphanne</b> - the 07/07/2011 at 11:48am<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 2:50am<b>blakfalcon</b> - the 08/31/2009 at 10:12pm

Fucked!<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/29/2016 at 11:10pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 11:33am

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somaturee's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

by paranoid / 06/06/2009 at 12:43am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

by LadyChristina25 / 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

by keeks_25 / 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

by anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 10:17am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 2:26am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 2:26am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous