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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 August 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 10772
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

#2649932
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11873) - you deserved it (49780)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:43am - misc - by paranoid (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (77730)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (56383)

On 05/05/2009 at 10:17am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
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I agree, your life sucks (18365) - you deserved it (60392)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I lost track of time while rocking out, butt-naked, to Kelly Clarkson and Michelle Branch after taking a shower. Three of my metalhead friends had let themselves in my house and were on the lower level laughing their butts off at me for 30 minutes before telling me. I'm a 23 year old guy. FML

#1653845
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18365) - you deserved it (60392)

On 05/05/2009 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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