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- Today, early in the morning, I went to the store for a few things. The doors wide open, I gather my… Today I came out to my family as a lesbian. A few days ago, my brother came out as bisexual and my… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and…
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…