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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 315
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About solja_jay : i live in pussy

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Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30788) - you deserved it (7185)

On 12/04/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by olive_costume (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27328) - you deserved it (15516)

On 12/04/2009 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

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180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13615) - you deserved it (50876)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by purrtygirl (woman) - United States (California)



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