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solja_jay

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 May 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 401
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About solja_jay : i live in pussy

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Visits<b>drainyou123</b> - the 02/20/2010 at 11:46pm<b>JustSoLost</b> - the 12/06/2009 at 11:54am

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solja_jay's favorite FMLs

Today, I went into my room and found a plastic snake on the floor. I yelled out to my sister, "Good one, Ellen!" I picked up the snake to take it to show her. The snake started moving in my hands and bit me. I had to go to the hospital. FML

by olive_costume / 12/04/2009 at 8:16pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I dropped my camera down 4 flights of circular stairs from the top of a lighthouse. Everything worked, it just had a few dents. Then, as I went to put it in my pocket, I missed. It fell 3 feet and hit the floor. Now it won't turn on. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2009 at 6:43pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I knew him but forgot his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it. So, thinking I was clever, I said "How do you spell your name again?". His name was Rob. FML

by purrtygirl / 06/09/2009 at 2:44am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous