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softrally
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 April 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 20
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, because my boyfriend drives a 2-seated sports car, I had to awkwardly sit on his brother's lap as we drove to the store. I soon felt a poking sensation through his pants, just a few minutes before we hit a bumpy road. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37264) - you deserved it (4193)

On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36246) - you deserved it (1826)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, working as an EMT on an ambulance, we had a patient who refused to accept that he had a massive GI bleed, despite the fact that bloody stool was flowing from his anus all over my ambulance. To make things worse, my EMT ride-along student puked all over the patient. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21765) - you deserved it (1271)

On 10/25/2011 at 12:30am - work - by fire1 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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