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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 May 1992 (22 years)
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About sodamnrandom : coldplay . sleep . coffee . beaches . long drives . chocolate mud pie :)

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Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28779) - you deserved it (3104)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:24pm - misc - by KatrinaKitten - United States (New York)

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33376) - you deserved it (6080)

On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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