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  • Number of visits : 456
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About socialdisease : - Hi there.

- Got a problem? Say it to my face.

- Fifteen.

- Art, Music, and books really intrest me.

- I love it when trolls fail at trolling me.
It's quite amusing.

- New Yorker.

- My username comes from a scene in the movie West Side Story.

- 8/22/11 my FML got accepted. If you look in my favorites and see something about canadians and eggs, that would be me u.u
It was a total bitch to clean up.

- Wanna know? Ask. 8)

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Today my house got egged. Why? As a joke my friend bought me a doormat that says "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26017) - you deserved it (4723)

On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

Today,ila at my boxing gym, an old man cummad insida and did ta oddast drunk danca in ordar to saranada ma. I'm a figtar and fina wit taking puncas to ta faca, but froza in tarror at ta sigt of tis. maga FML


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On 08/22/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by No Action Fighter - United States (California)

2day mah aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste!! Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it!! FML


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On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to announce to thehole house that I was going the bathroom, cuz the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML


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On 08/06/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Pinkie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out wy my cups of tea ave been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, te ants get re-boild along wit it. FML


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On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I went to the beach. While I was swimming , I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy , I slowly got out of the water , showing off mah body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized mah bikini bottom had fallen off. FML


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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

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