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socialdisease
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 275
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About socialdisease : - Hi there.

- Got a problem? Say it to my face.

- Fifteen.

- Art, Music, and books really intrest me.

- I love it when trolls fail at trolling me.
It's quite amusing.

- New Yorker.

- My username comes from a scene in the movie West Side Story.

- 8/22/11 my FML got accepted. If you look in my favorites and see something about canadians and eggs, that would be me u.u
It was a total bitch to clean up.

- Wanna know? Ask. 8)

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Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

#17547358
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (3457)

On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

Today, while at my boxing gym, an old man came inside and did the oddest drunk dance in order to serenade me. I'm a fighter and fine with taking punches to the face, but froze in terror at the sight of this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16323) - you deserved it (2054)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by No Action Fighter - United States (California)

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML

#17429124
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29578) - you deserved it (2122)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm - health - by teeth (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

#17388987
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18321) - you deserved it (1514)

On 08/06/2011 at 5:06pm - misc - by Pinkie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25030) - you deserved it (11146)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22905) - you deserved it (30648)

On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)



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