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About socialdisease : - Hi there.
- Got a problem? Say it to my face.
- Art, Music, and books really intrest me.
- I love it when trolls fail at trolling me.
It's quite amusing.
- New Yorker.
- My username comes from a scene in the movie West Side Story.
- 8/22/11 my FML got accepted. If you look in my favorites and see something about canadians and eggs, that would be me u.u
It was a total bitch to clean up.
- Wanna know? Ask. 8)
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, while at my boxing gym, an old man came inside and did the oddest drunk dance in order to serenade me. I'm a fighter and fine with taking punches to the face, but froze in terror at the sight of this. FML
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Friday 30 January 2015