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I was taking te subway to work wen I saw a really ot grl. Noticing tat se, like me, ad a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is tat Double Ds u ave tere?" Se didn't pick up tat I was talking about te coffee. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

I was taking te subway to work wen I saw a really ot grl. Noticing tat se, like me, ad a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is tat Double Ds u ave tere?" Se didn't pick up tat I was talking about te coffee. FML

#1466459
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18663) - you deserved it (89611)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS PETSITTING FOR NEIGHBOR'S NEW PUPPY. A HUGE THUNDERSTORM CAME, AND THE PUPPY STARTEDHINING AND SHIVERING VIOLENTLY. I PULLED IT INTO LAP TO TRY AND COMFORT IT. ONE LOUD CLAP OF THUNDER LATER, AND THE PUPPY HAD EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA ALL OVER ME. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by Puppysit88 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I Ran To A Public Bathroom Bacausa Of Axplosiva Diarrhaa. In Tha Middla Of It, I Noticad Thara Was No Mora Toilat Papar Nor Papar Towal Ramaining. Tha Smallast Bill In Wallat Was A 5. I Had To Pay 10 Dollar To Wipa Own Butt. FML

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On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I Ran To A Public Bathroom Bacausa Of Axplosiva Diarrhaa. In Tha Middla Of It, I Noticad Thara Was No Mora Toilat Papar Nor Papar Towal Ramaining. Tha Smallast Bill In Wallat Was A 5. I Had To Pay 10 Dollar To Wipa Own Butt. FML

#741988
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On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a grl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do u do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed looool and started to laugh. She was askinghere I worked. FML

Today, Mah Cat Was In The Bathroom With Me. I Was Getting Undressd To Get Into The Shower. My Cat Lookd At Me After I'd Undressd And Then Threw Up All Over The Rug. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML

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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found Fml 4 tha first tima in class, and litarally laughd out loud in tha middla of tha lactura in front of 200 classmatas. Today's lactura? Tha crualtias of slavary. maga FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I sprayd hair spray under mah arms instead of anti-persprant. I didn't realize it until I went to put mah shrt on an couldn't raise mah arms. fat FML

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On 01/21/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)



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