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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 December 1990 (24 years)
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TADAY I SAW MYSELF ON THE NEWS. I WAS ONE OF THE RANDOM PASSERS BY THEY HAD FILMED FIR THEIR STORY ON THE "FAT EPIDEMIC." FML

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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

today mah mom and I had an argument about mah laziness. We did this as I was eating uncooked rice because I didn't want to have to walk to the kitchen and putted it into the microwave. FML

#16104577
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On 05/09/2011 at 1:22pm - misc - by wtfseriously (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today after disappereing fir an unusually long period of time mah boss calld the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd startd bleeding uncontrollably from the arse an as the only other female staff member she needd me to go help her. FML

#15151790
124 comments

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On 02/28/2011 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today someone startd an event on Facebook 4 tomorrow calld Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people r attending. There r only two redheads in mah school and I'm one of them. mega FML

#15078337
435 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today... I had mah buddies over fir a few beers and... trying to be cool... I told mah wife to get out of the living room an back in the kitchen. I felt smug... right up until she said... "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over fir another 20 minutes... dick." FML

#15052365
410 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by :/ - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was walking through Macy's with mah girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with mah girlfriend lyk I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
224 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. real FML

#316205
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On 03/14/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by like - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
314 comments

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On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today.. . I drank 4 every year I've been in school . While in mah bed I decided I was too drunk to get up an throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on mah floor an clean it up later . Later on I woke up an realized I threw up on mah $1000 laptop . FML

#153348
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On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - health - by ugh!! (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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