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soapylungs
  • Town/Country : New York City, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 November 1982 (29 years)
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Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39575) - you deserved it (5481)

On 07/18/2009 at 6:32pm - misc - by xobeachbabi428ox - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my cousin and I found out that when a girl puts a flower in the right side of her hair, it means she's available. The bigger the flower, the more available she is. My eleven year old boy cousin told me to "cut down a palm tree and put it in my hair". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51228) - you deserved it (4538)

On 06/06/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)