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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73532) - you deserved it (429599)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6945) - you deserved it (48232)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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