The phrase "F my life" runs through my head almost daily.
Hence, this site is... SO ME.
Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML
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On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML
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On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
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On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
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On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I e-mailed my professor asking if I could make up an exam because my grandma passed away and I was at the funeral. She gave me a zero because I used the same 'excuse' a month ago. Now I have to produce both death certificates because my grandmas' died a month apart. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 12:53am - health - by TANT (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my friend asked me if she could borrow my laptop and I can pick it up later and I said ok. I stop by her house later and no one answers. The next-door neighbor says that she left to go live with her mom. She lives in Detroit. I live in Maine. FML
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On 03/22/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by Myriam (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my parents won't stop bragging about how my sister is dating the captain of her high school football team. I just got accepted to law school. FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by HatesTheLaw (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was reported to my principal because someone caught me shooting up at the cafeteria lunch table and as a result I have been suspended from school. I am a diabetic, I was giving myself insulin before I ate crappy school food. FML
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On 03/02/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by SugarFree4Life (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I went to my first strip club for my friends birthday. I also found out what my girlfriend does for a living. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 12:17pm - love - by ihatemylife (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "nigger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 6:40am - misc - by iloveapples - United States (Connecticut)
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