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  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 October 1984 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 94697
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About so_me : The phrase "F my life" runs through my head almost daily.
Hence, this site is... SO ME.

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Today, I was crocheting while watching television, and thinking to myself how proud I was that I taught myself to crochet. Then, an episode of Golden Girls came on, and I watched that while I crocheted. I'm 24. FML

#1221621 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (20070) - you deserved it (26883)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

#1076233 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (38060) - you deserved it (10989)

On 04/18/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML

#897879 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (47326) - you deserved it (6717)

On 04/10/2009 at 4:17am - misc - by missy (woman) - Italy (Toscana)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

#853708 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (168) - you deserved it (18637)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

#832092 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (21258) - you deserved it (36496)

On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (154466) - you deserved it (18165)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to start working out because my friends said I'm scrawny and weak. I bought an expensive giant container of protein powder to take before during work outs. I wasn't strong enough to open the lid. FML

#523853 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (57770) - you deserved it (16967)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:53am - health - by TANT (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend asked me if she could borrow my laptop and I can pick it up later and I said ok. I stop by her house later and no one answers. The next-door neighbor says that she left to go live with her mom. She lives in Detroit. I live in Maine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53409) - you deserved it (7440)

On 03/22/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by Myriam (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

#341783 (454)

I agree, your life sucks (294686) - you deserved it (16452)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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