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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1690
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snugsack : Origin: Half Asian (Singapore) Quarter German Quarter French

Fav bands: The Pixies, Silverchair, Nirvana, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Led Zeppelin, Deftones

Fav colour: Green

Fav movies: Fightclub, 500 days of Summer, Leon the Professional (and some other bull)

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snugsack's favorite FMLs

Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML

#6660964
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15684) - you deserved it (43929)

On 12/08/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by cookscatastrophy - United States (California)

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

#6480683
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8645) - you deserved it (43331)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:24pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120412) - you deserved it (9155)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML

#4619260
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74063) - you deserved it (5901)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was performing in the musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband and all. Someone thought it would be funny to take my real clothes while I was on stage. I had to walk a mile back my house with my costume on. Someone threw eggs at me. FML

#3939096
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49003) - you deserved it (5046)

On 07/21/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant, I'd forgotten my glasses and had a migraine. I was straining my eyes, squinting and rubbing my temples to alleviate my migraine. I was kicked out of the restaurant and banned henceforth because my waitress thought I was mocking her eyes. FML



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