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snowleopard96
  • Town/Country : Holden, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 June 1996 (15 years)
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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49154) - you deserved it (7836)

On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

#1349405 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (65906) - you deserved it (2882)

On 04/26/2009 at 8:35am - love - by shawty_x (woman) - United Kingdom (Hartlepool)

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then proceded to joke about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

#627489 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (11635) - you deserved it (78889)

On 03/26/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by biggmouth - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML

#77123 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (40928) - you deserved it (3949)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)