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  • Number of visits : 662
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML

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67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38103) - you deserved it (6296)

On 10/01/2009 at 10:25am - animals - by unloved (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter. FML

#5325654
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18236) - you deserved it (45376)

On 09/18/2009 at 12:29am - animals - by Poowee (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

#5276065
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62074) - you deserved it (3564)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. So I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What does he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML

#3495004
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43557) - you deserved it (8766)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was my boyfriend and my six-month anniversary. I've really fallen in love with him, and I know he loves me the same. So I got him a really nice gift, a watch he's had his eye on for as long as I've known him. It was expensive. What does he get me? A condom. Three actually. FML

#3495004
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43557) - you deserved it (8766)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (212078) - you deserved it (33846)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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