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snippyxD
  • Town/Country : Stavanger, Norway
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 July 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About snippyxD : Dude, seriously?
Yes my B-day is the same as Harry Potter! Live with it! ;-)

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Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11054) - you deserved it (48257)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29877) - you deserved it (2287)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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