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snakrange
  • Town/Country : New York City, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 May 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML

#7482237 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (38307) - you deserved it (2702)

On 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by hardtotell (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML

#7450090 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (2788) - you deserved it (51568)

On 01/20/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by embareassed (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

#2799622 (1233)

I agree, your life sucks (31590) - you deserved it (473862)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733 (538)

I agree, your life sucks (34532) - you deserved it (220482)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)