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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About smovexmente : I have a long distance relationship with a basketball playing mechanic in Idaho. We like it that way.

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Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML

#18459025
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26075) - you deserved it (7682)

On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML

#18458740
92 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 4:14am - love - by disappoint - United States (Florida)

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

#18458451
67 comments

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On 12/08/2011 at 2:30am - work - by dulllife - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156
218 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

#18451014
143 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

#18447759
79 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm - love - by sparklethelette - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

#18447491
102 comments

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On 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by jackgrant (man) - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
108 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
298 comments

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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
134 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
179 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

#13645205
123 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, my boyfriend decided he hates my male best friend because they have "conflicting interests." My best friend's response? "What's his gamertag so I can shoot him in Halo?" FML

#13630841
169 comments

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On 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm - misc - by MissTrix - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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