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About smovexmente : I have a long distance relationship with a basketball playing mechanic in Idaho. We like it that way.
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Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML