About smovexmente : I have a long distance relationship with a basketball playing mechanic in Idaho. We like it that way.
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by Anonymous / 12/08/2011 at 6:55am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by disappoint / 12/08/2011 at 4:14am / United States (Florida) / Love
by dulllife / 12/08/2011 at 2:30am / United States (Texas) / Work
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by sparklethelette / 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by jackgrant / 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm / Iran Islamic Republic of / Miscellaneous
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by morenita27 / 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm / Canada / Work
by Cherie / 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Kids
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by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 1:07am / New Zealand (Taranaki) / Kids
by MissTrix / 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…