About smovexmente : I have a long distance relationship with a basketball playing mechanic in Idaho. We like it that way.
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by Anonymous / 12/08/2011 at 6:55am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by disappoint / 12/08/2011 at 4:14am / United States (Florida) / Love
by dulllife / 12/08/2011 at 2:30am / United States (Texas) / Work
by cuppycakeslove / 12/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by wayne / 12/07/2011 at 5:28am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by sparklethelette / 12/06/2011 at 8:38pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by jackgrant / 12/06/2011 at 8:01pm / Iran Islamic Republic of / Miscellaneous
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Alabama) / Work
by morenita27 / 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm / Canada / Work
by Cherie / 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by nicolette5785452 / 11/16/2010 at 10:34am / United States (Ohio) / Work
by xkal174 / 11/15/2010 at 6:33am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 1:07am / New Zealand (Taranaki) / Kids
by MissTrix / 10/28/2010 at 8:58pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Geek
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…