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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 January 1991 (25 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About smorales991 : im in the USAF and im 19

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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend in his room, wearing his boxers. He told me this story about how one time he had diarrhea when he was stuck in traffic and had not choice but to poop himself. I asked him what prompted this story. He said I was wearing the boxers he pooped in. FML


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