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Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33131) - you deserved it (5615)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

Today, two really hot guys pulled up in a car next to mine. They were waving at me and pointing down, I figured they were being pigs so I flipped them off. Turns out they were trying to warn me of the flat tire I had. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7409) - you deserved it (76144)

On 03/29/2009 at 9:14pm - misc - by flattire (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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