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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About smlkurby : Hey, I'm Sean from Pennsylvania. I love reading FML. Its great.. Im a professional chef, computer geek and fitness buff. I love motorcycles, Skyrim, meeting new people. Im extremely passionate and love life. I love to workout, work hard but have fun too. I love being random, awkwardness and funnyjunk.com too lol. if you want to know anything else email me. Seanlepley@gmail.com

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Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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