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About smirnoff1695 : Oh haii:)
My name is Sam and i love ice cream.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML
Friday 4 September 2015