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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 995
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About smirnoff1695 : Oh haii:)
My name is Sam and i love ice cream.

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at his house having sex. After about 30 minutes, his mom came home and was knocking on the door asking "What are you doing?" Thinking I might have a chance to sneak out, I got dressed real quiet. Then my boyfriend answers, "Zoe. I'm doing Zoe." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (88040) - you deserved it (16233)

On 03/19/2009 at 2:05am - intimacy - by Zoe123 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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