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smileatmaggie
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 May 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 928
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About smileatmaggie : my life consists of a few select things

my friends.
my phone.
my camera.
my laptop.
my fashion.
my boyfriend.
my ipod.
my love for people.

the end.

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smileatmaggie's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (11997) - you deserved it (1054)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909 (383)

I agree, your life sucks (140181) - you deserved it (19180)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML

#582886 (164)

I agree, your life sucks (15455) - you deserved it (64643)

On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML

#579583 (205)

I agree, your life sucks (54523) - you deserved it (24916)

On 03/24/2009 at 4:52pm - money - by dude (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (373081) - you deserved it (413151)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (8097) - you deserved it (54308)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)



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