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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1179
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About smileatmaggie : my life consists of a few select things

my friends.
my phone.
my camera.
my laptop.
my fashion.
my boyfriend.
my ipod.
my love for people.

the end.

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smileatmaggie's favorite FMLs

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (202498) - you deserved it (31674)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today..!! I was trying to convince mah boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde!! After screaming at the top of mah lungs..!! I trippd over a bin and hit mah head on a wall!! FML

#582886
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19756) - you deserved it (82072)

On 03/24/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by blondie (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Was Walking Downtownhen A Bum Approached Me Fir Some Change. I Planned To Give A Couple Dollar But After Pulling Out My Wallet Exposing My Cash, The Bum Beat Me Unconscious. The Bum Is A 5'0" Tall Woman; I'm A 6'2" Male Out $200. FML

#579583
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62681) - you deserved it (31867)

On 03/24/2009 at 4:52pm - money - by dude (man) - United States (Tennessee)

todayile in our communal sowers in te igscool football locker room, I started to swing ma penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later te rest of te team ops into te sower wit me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11273) - you deserved it (69351)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)



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