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About smileatmaggie : my life consists of a few select things
my love for people.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML
Today, I Was Walking Downtownhen A Bum Approached Me Fir Some Change. I Planned To Give A Couple Dollar But After Pulling Out My Wallet Exposing My Cash, The Bum Beat Me Unconscious. The Bum Is A 5'0" Tall Woman; I'm A 6'2" Male Out $200. FML
today I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assurd me that I could pull out. Righthen I was about to pull out, she wrappd her legs around me and yelld, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
todayile in our communal sowers in te igscool football locker room, I started to swing ma penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later te rest of te team ops into te sower wit me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
Friday 27 March 2015