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smileanyway
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 March 1996 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 271
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

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On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

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On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, I was in a cinema watching a movie to review in the local paper. Suddenly, the guy behind me leans in and starts whispering and hissing "Do it... Do... It. DO IT" for the rest of the movie. I'm still not sure what he wanted me to do, but he did smell of vomit and had a tea-cosy on his head. FML

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:43am - work - by Username - Australia

Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:29pm - misc - by Emma - United States (New York)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

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On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 11:19pm - health - by Angelica - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Brilliant... (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, my best friend thought the best time to tell me she was sleeping with my boyfriend was while we were acting in a play. FML

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On 05/24/2011 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML

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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -

Today, I informed my grandparents of my upcoming graduation from college. My grandma looked at me with tears in her eyes, and told me how proud she was that I was able to make it so far in spite of being autistic. I am not, nor have I ever been autistic. FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 12:24am - misc - by Acesup111 (man) - United States (Florida)