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smile1992

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  • Number of visits : 565
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 7:27pm<b>molloy2</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 11:06am<b>RiddleMePancake</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 6:44pm<b>10220706</b> - the 10/09/2015 at 1:41pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 12:36am<b>Malteser95</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 6:53pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 11:24am<b>Tymaster5</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 10:56pm<b>feven</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 9:21am<b>Dr_perroniod</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:22pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 10:31am<b>Tthug</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 5:10pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:50pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 2:12am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:50am<b>hippodankamus</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 1:16am<b>SaniK</b> - the 11/20/2014 at 6:06pm<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 11/03/2014 at 4:37pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 5:24pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:12am<b>ReverseCarb</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 1:50pm<b>SaniK</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 12:06am

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smile1992's favorite FMLs

Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

by spekledworf / 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

by beaverless / 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

by dirtyclothess / 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm / Miscellaneous

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

by kindgartin / 04/23/2011 at 5:26am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Kids