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Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24918) - you deserved it (17857)

On 05/02/2011 at 5:30pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27538) - you deserved it (12285)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

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On 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by dirtyclothess -

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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