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Today, I got pulled over. Suspicious that I'd been drinking, the police officer made me walk a straight line and recite the alphabet. I failed both. I was completely sober. FML

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in sexual activity anymore because it is getting too boring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33597) - you deserved it (16186)

On 05/02/2011 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by beaverless - United States (Georgia)

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33305) - you deserved it (7400)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by dirtyclothess -

Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40631) - you deserved it (7643)

On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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