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Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

#109739
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9650) - you deserved it (50284)

On 02/22/2009 at 11:09pm - misc - by Sh.H (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

#24806
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62036) - you deserved it (3239)

On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML

#717
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18536) - you deserved it (2217)

On 01/06/2009 at 4:51am - love - by [SiMON] - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46554) - you deserved it (25309)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)



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