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  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About smartass1994 : I like to bmx and mountain bike!

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Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

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185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28276) - you deserved it (7888)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60935) - you deserved it (4746)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally walked in on my roommate while she was changing clothes. She insisted on telling her boyfriend what had happened, because, "It wouldn't feel right" if she didn't. Her boyfriend is a MMA fighter/bodybuilder and has major jealousy issues. I'm screwed. FML

#14297992
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39374) - you deserved it (3752)

On 12/22/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by screwed (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12676) - you deserved it (27524)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I realized I've been playing too much Call of Duty. I started screaming, "Spawn, b*tch! Spawn!" at my microwavable pizza while it was in the microwave. FML

#13827261
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11774) - you deserved it (49828)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



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