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Taday mah boyfriend of 4 yeres proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting mah confirmation that we were engaged. FML

#2713255
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I agree, your life sucks (95603) - you deserved it (6712)

On 06/08/2009 at 6:41am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO MY WIFE TALKING IN HER SLEEP, "NO BRANDON! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX!" MY WIFE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH MEHEN SHE'S AWAKE OR IN HER DREAMS. FML

#2697150
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On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I Was Hard At Work Cleaning Up From A Party I Had While My Parents Were Out 4 The Night. Not A Bottle Of Beer Or A Rd Cup Was Left 4 Them To Find. However, My Parents Did Find Two Of My Friends In There Bedroom, Still Passd Out And Nakd From Beer And Sex Last Night.

#2685483
115 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by zep (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Was Hard At Work Cleaning Up From A Party I Had While My Parents Were Out 4 The Night. Not A Bottle Of Beer Or A Rd Cup Was Left 4 Them To Find. However, My Parents Did Find Two Of My Friends In There Bedroom, Still Passd Out And Nakd From Beer And Sex Last Night.

#2685483
115 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by zep (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I noticd I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
371 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Discovered Boyfriend Of 5 Months Runs A Website Where Men Can Submit Nude Or Semi Nude Pictures Of Their Ex's For Revenge. FML

#2658374
300 comments

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On 06/06/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I GOT AN INVITATION TO MY EX-BOYFRIEND'S WEDDING. WE BROKE UP CUZ "HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE." FML

#2501509
256 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 3:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, girlfriend told me se was pregnant . We aven't ad sex yet . FML

#2499488
237 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by baron (man) - United States (Michigan)

2day I saw the following message on mah Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] an [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

#2498639
190 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year old manho came up and handed us "An origami virginia for the pretty ladies." FML

#2463557
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On 05/31/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by ailat0107 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Was Driving To The Local Market With My Son. We Approachd A Vehicle That Lookd Just Like My Fiancé's. My Son Peerd Out His Window And Said, "Mommy, Daddy's Getting Kidnappd!" It Seems He Was Being 'kidnappd' By His New Girlfriend. FML

#2447996
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On 05/30/2009 at 10:37pm - love - by anoymus (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry im so tat we can consolidate our student loans. real FML

#2376040
123 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 3:51pm - love - by loserface23 (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was masturbating in my room wen my dog started to bark obnoxiously. He does tis all te time so I ignored it and kept going. Tis went on 4 about a alf our. Wen I went downstars, I found an open door and an empty TV stand. FML

#691341
134 comments

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On 03/29/2009 at 10:08pm - animals - by trainE - United States (Michigan)

Today, tis girl and I were cilling in ma apartment and tings got eated up and we started making out . One ting lead to anoter and te next ting I knew se was giving me ead . I was getting ready to busten se stopped, looked up into ma eyes and said "Do u believe in Jesus?" real FML

#618909
380 comments

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On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)



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