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- Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook.… Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than… Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have…
- Today, my phone fell from the table. I desperately tried to catch it with my foot, but I completely… Today, for the second time, my girlfriend completely forgot that we split the rent on our apartment… Today,a woman began screaming at me for 15 minutes at the restaurant I work at. The reason why? I…