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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 563
  • Number of comments : 153
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About slurshies : hey there :)
if you want to message me, don't bother, I only use the iPhone app, so I won't get them. it's not personal.
so, about me... things I like to do are drawing, painting, cuddling with my dog (black lab/golden retriever) horseback riding, women's fastpitch softball, reading and swimming. dislikes are housework, cleaning trays (don't ask), and stupid people who can't spell right and/or use incorrect grammar.
I must confess I am a bit of a grammar nazi... and I am fairly fluent in french. (Quebec french, not France french... although I'm certain I could understand France french) :P
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slurshies's favorite FMLs

Today, I lit my beard on fire while trying to light a cigarette driving to work. I got fired from work when I got there because of my appearance. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Money

Today, my kitten tried jumping into a hot oven, a dryer, a dishwasher, a toilet, and a fish-tank. Curiosity is going to kill my cat. FML

by AnonCat / 01/20/2013 at 8:47pm / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

by GiraffeLover / 01/11/2013 at 6:36am / Australia / Love

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

by targe / 10/19/2011 at 5:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous