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About slurshies : hey there :)
if you want to message me, don't bother, I only use the iPhone app, so I won't get them. it's not personal.
so, about me... things I like to do are drawing, painting, cuddling with my dog (black lab/golden retriever) horseback riding, women's fastpitch softball, reading and swimming. dislikes are housework, cleaning trays (don't ask), and stupid people who can't spell right and/or use incorrect grammar.
I must confess I am a bit of a grammar nazi... and I am fairly fluent in french. (Quebec french, not France french... although I'm certain I could understand France french) :P
(not necessarily in that order though)
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Friday 3 July 2015