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Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML


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On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML


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On 02/27/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by msmusiclover7 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML


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On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML


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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I received multiple phone calls asking how much my Siamese cat cost. Too bad I never had a Siamese cat - let alone a Siamese cat up for sale. Turns out the guy I prank phone called the other day didn't appreciate it and put my number on Craigslist with an add for a Siamese cat. FML


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On 02/10/2010 at 1:39am - animals - by AUDONEE (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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