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slitherbomb
  • Town/Country : Miami Beach, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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Today, my fiance and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for 6 weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in 2 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17464) - you deserved it (4040)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by bleh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7477) - you deserved it (26022)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)