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  • Town/Country : Detroit, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 June 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 665
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (158) - you deserved it (3376)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23535) - you deserved it (10429)

On 08/01/2011 at 4:32am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27382) - you deserved it (5002)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6557) - you deserved it (34574)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (22505) - you deserved it (10660)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (8417) - you deserved it (1393)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186 (61)

I agree, your life sucks (19341) - you deserved it (3818)

On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128 (423)

I agree, your life sucks (27839) - you deserved it (3481)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36035) - you deserved it (3081)

On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandpa told us he wanted to fit in. His idea of fitting in is streaking in a park at 4:00 pm. FML

#16878722 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (22009) - you deserved it (2286)

On 06/27/2011 at 8:16am - misc - by Nice 2 inch - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

#16852326 (305)

I agree, your life sucks (22848) - you deserved it (2642)

On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81103) - you deserved it (5023)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML

#15311271 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (3036)

On 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm - misc - by cleangirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654 (180)

I agree, your life sucks (10001) - you deserved it (30666)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781 (275)

I agree, your life sucks (36720) - you deserved it (2785) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France