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by SocialAnxietyNightmare / 02/09/2012 at 11:42am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 4:32am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML
by Champion the wonder horse / 07/28/2011 at 4:15am / United States / Work
by anonymous / 07/28/2011 at 1:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML
by Nick / 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by smokin / 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Username / 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Nice 2 inch / 06/27/2011 at 8:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Miscellaneous
by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, my new boyfriend was at my flat for the first time. He picked up something in the bathroom and said 'What the hell's this?'. I told him what it was for, and he said 'You girls and your weird female products. Who needs all this stuff?'. It wasn't a female thing. It was shampoo. FML
by cleangirl / 03/14/2011 at 7:45pm / United Kingdom (Fife) / Miscellaneous
by lolzboss / 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy