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  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 September 1986 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 24
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Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

#14540407 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (18120) - you deserved it (4808)

On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10213) - you deserved it (47757)

On 08/18/2009 at 9:13pm - love - by litterbox_girl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML

#4636801 (286)

I agree, your life sucks (48198) - you deserved it (8639)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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