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slimchaney
  • Town/Country : Everett, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 March 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 812
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About slimchaney : I'm an IT Specialist for the DoD.

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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77188) - you deserved it (14562)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52516) - you deserved it (2597)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

#242337 (161)

I agree, your life sucks (52309) - you deserved it (13342)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States



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