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  • Birth Date : Friday 11 March 1983 (31 years)
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  • Number of visits : 963
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About slimchaney : I'm an IT Specialist for the DoD.

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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94971) - you deserved it (20032)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61825) - you deserved it (18100)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States



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