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slim99
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 November 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 10652
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About slim99 : I like to suck big penises. I love when the balls dangle in my mouth. Also, when the balls are in my mouth, I like to reach back with my tongue, and lick the guys asshole. I like to stick my tongue right up there and just go crazy.

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