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Today, I was at work as a cashier. An old lady unbagged everything I had, and angrily "taught" me how to bag. She put potatoes on her eggs and broke them. She then screamed that I was useless and retarded in front of all my other customers and manager. FML

#17925630
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36656) - you deserved it (2238)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

#17861695
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43583) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my co-workers agreed that I was the one causing the elevator to be over its weight limit. When I protested, saying that I only weigh around 150 pounds, one asked me if that included the weight of my wheelchair. They made me get out. FML

#17861695
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43583) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/29/2011 at 3:34am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

#17811701
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40729) - you deserved it (4494)

On 09/23/2011 at 7:04am - love - by alone - China

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27510) - you deserved it (16085)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
399 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

#17609010
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34057) - you deserved it (2346)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:06am - misc - by Ariella - Singapore

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
222 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61817) - you deserved it (6151)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, while cleaning the bathroom in a suite at the hotel I work at, I heard a couple come in, and then a marriage proposal. She said no, that she had been seeing someone else and left the room. I was then alone in the bathroom, listening to a grown man sob. FML

#17415513
84 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 3:35am - work - by smurfpoo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

#17338982
337 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:58am - kids - by ohcrap - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51424) - you deserved it (3048)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
524 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146504) - you deserved it (8359)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57273) - you deserved it (11387)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML

#17017856
204 comments

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On 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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