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sleepless15_p
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 11077
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sleepless15_p : Open minded and realistic.

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Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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