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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 12359
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About sleepless15_p : Open minded and realistic.

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sleepless15_p's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (357642) - you deserved it (31602)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1240650) - you deserved it (137773)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

#122747
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22201) - you deserved it (54856)

On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (157030) - you deserved it (13358)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
799 comments

I agree, your life sucks (830430) - you deserved it (91070)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

#70656
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51310) - you deserved it (13163)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258331) - you deserved it (88116)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64351) - you deserved it (3100)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34591) - you deserved it (3753)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get them into bed. I then ask them what they want before going to sleep, and the eldest replies: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

#624
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33628) - you deserved it (2962)

On 12/29/2008 at 5:56am - kids - by Hellau - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54603) - you deserved it (5036)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the hell Pinkie is, but I don't appreciate people calling wrong numbers while I'm having it off. FML

#249
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32805) - you deserved it (9468)

On 11/07/2008 at 8:07pm - misc - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21168) - you deserved it (146369)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58926) - you deserved it (8702)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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