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sleekRelease
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 589
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26885) - you deserved it (3065)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sent a forward to everyone in my phonebook saying, "HOUSE PARTY-NO PARENTS, LOTS OF ALCOHOL, MAYBE A CHANCE TO HOOK UP." I then got a reply from my mom saying, "I'm probably the only one that would show up." Even my mom thinks I'm a loser, and I'm now grounded for 3 weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7285) - you deserved it (61471)

On 07/26/2009 at 11:25am - misc - by racchhh (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53737) - you deserved it (12785)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:32am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86515) - you deserved it (26143)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by dfhgblsf (man) - United States (Florida)



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