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  • Town/Country : Kiev, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1559
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About slapsface : I don't know what to say.... I play xbox

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Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

#376
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I agree, your life sucks (19800) - you deserved it (3103)

On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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