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slantyshanty

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 December 1991 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 887
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About slantyshanty : My face hurts. Got any Tylenol?

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Fucked!<b>oops6663</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 9:49pm

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slantyshanty's favorite FMLs

Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

by Arp / 02/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

by zerom / 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm / France / Money

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML

by Anonymous / 05/28/2009 at 12:19am / United States (Oregon) / Health

Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML

by imanidiot / 03/03/2009 at 1:29am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy