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by Arp / 02/04/2012 at 3:46pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
by zerom / 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm / France / Money
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2009 at 12:19am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, I was sitting in traffic for about an hour. I've heard stories about people doing the dirty in their cars and I never do anything risky so I thought, why not, I'll be here a while, no one can see me: I'll masturbate. Midway through I hear a tap on my driver's window. Its a police officer. FML
by imanidiot / 03/03/2009 at 1:29am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
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