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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 333
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About slackerjoe : Just another guy who says what he means, and means what he says.
You are probably visiting my profile wondering why I am so mean. It's because I am sick of whiney pos who won't help themselves get out of stupid situations that they put themselves into. If you hate your life so much, why don't you do something about it?

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