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About skylarbee : I have two Siberian huskies and a border collie. I am a dental assistant.

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Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML


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Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML


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