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  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 April 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10766) - you deserved it (39140)

On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was at work and a very obese woman came in to get a pedicure. When she took her shoes off I noticed an odd black substance on her feet. I started scrubbing it off and wondered out loud, "What IS this stuff??" As a chunk of it fell onto my lip, she replied, "Girl, that's just the fungus." FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 7:55am - work - by SalonGirl (woman) - United States (California)



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