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About skyeboo : I'm Fiona. I'm bored often and all these FML's entertain me XD. I've been using this app for about 2 years now and I'm a big fan of the VDI button.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Friday 18 April 2014