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About skyeboo : I'm Fiona. I'm bored often and all these FML's entertain me XD. I've been using this app for about 4 years now and I'm a big fan of the YDI button. And I hate bronies.
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Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
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