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Today, I had to deliver pizza to a nudist colony. I got an eyeful of more than I needed to see. FML

#18182863
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28725) - you deserved it (3523)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:24am - work - by Dlord357 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, one of my neighbors dressed up in the exact same costume as me. Every house I go to refuses to give me candy because my neighbor has already been there. FML

#18123545
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29037) - you deserved it (3023)

On 10/31/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML

#18110150
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23406) - you deserved it (8165)

On 10/30/2011 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

#18109822
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (2828)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30698) - you deserved it (10394)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because we didn't have any ketchup packets. I work in a coffee shop. FML

#18096319
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (2057)

On 10/28/2011 at 1:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML

#18062520
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45361) - you deserved it (2667)

On 10/24/2011 at 10:55am - misc - by lonely - United States (California)

Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52660) - you deserved it (4141)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11266) - you deserved it (38101)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

#18001464
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7185) - you deserved it (52442)

On 10/16/2011 at 8:47pm - health - by kp - Australia

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44949) - you deserved it (5041)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27407) - you deserved it (2482)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

Today, I went to an interview for a job at a company I've applied for numerous times this year. When I showed up at the interview room, I found it was a vacant office. I called and confirmed the address. I guess this was my hint to stop applying. FML

#17873678
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21931) - you deserved it (4104)

On 09/30/2011 at 8:23pm - work - by lyssamarie316 - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

#17852902
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25720) - you deserved it (7793)

On 09/28/2011 at 12:55am - intimacy - by confused (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
561 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28442) - you deserved it (17115)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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