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Today, my girlfriend claimed she was a Viking because she's pale and has blond hair. She also warned me that if I piss her off she'll go 'berserk' on me. She demonstrated by smacking me in the nuts with a wooden spoon. FML
by jasmith / 11/18/2012 at 2:45am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, while at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discovered one of the patients had developed an unhealthy obsession for me. He was admitted for stalking and abusing a girl who looked just like me. It's only my first week. FML
by Anonymous / 10/22/2012 at 6:54am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by lonely one / 09/14/2012 at 6:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
by sal / 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by latino14 / 06/15/2012 at 7:27am / United States (Maryland) / Health
by Former Drummer / 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture…