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skellingtonfart

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  • Town/Country : Perth, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1474
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About skellingtonfart : I love coffee & edgy camera angles.

I hate cyclists and Tony Abbott.

You're all a bunch of over sensitive babies.

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

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skellingtonfart's favorite FMLs

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

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63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28452) - you deserved it (3559)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

#21369082
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15960) - you deserved it (42881)

On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49427) - you deserved it (3789)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)



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