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About skellingtonfart : I love Ezra Miller, coffee & cats.

I hate cyclists and Tony Abbott.

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Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

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