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About skellingtonfart : I love Ezra Miller, coffee & edgy camera angles.
I hate cyclists and Tony Abbott.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML
Friday 27 February 2015