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skatoolaki

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skatoolaki

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 November 1977 (38 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4630
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About skatoolaki : A formally-interesting person of interest with a passion for writing and graving, I am the proprietor of a long neglected website (skatoolaki.com) and blog (digitopus.com). As is apparent, I'm also a highly skilled and adept procrastinator.

skatoolaki's page activity

Visits<b>Urpoppy</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 2:48pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 4:38pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 7:58am<b>Randomness90</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 1:30am<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:43pm<b>hallieee</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 3:01am<b>TheLastCenturion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:38am<b>killer0689</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:47am<b>Nolimits2218</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 4:33am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 1:29am<b>emlizcat</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 2:32pm<b>Nomaddict</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 10:31am<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 5:09pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 10:55pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 11:07am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 2:16am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 5:05pm<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 12:14am

Fucked!<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 9:46pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 11:10pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 6:21am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 7:14am<b>ladyofdeath13</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:01am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 7:27am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:49am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:12am<b>orios105</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:57am<b>fastman19</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 12:53am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 7:35pm<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 1:38am<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 2:31am<b>007337</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 9:30am<b>OhWhoCares</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 4:45pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 4:45pm

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skatoolaki's favorite FMLs

Today, while at work at a small Microsoft partner company, I had to write an email explaining why Internet Explorer is superior to Google Chrome. FML

#21523050
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22007) - you deserved it (2145)

On 02/05/2016 at 11:36am - work - by Coccinelle - France

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18098) - you deserved it (6340)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19806) - you deserved it (3017)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, after finding out that my professor likes to talk trash about, and constantly belittle, Muslims in every American History class he teaches, I submitted an essay about Muslim contributions to humanity. He held me back after class and asked why I gave him such filth. I'm a Muslim. FML

#21522430
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24837) - you deserved it (4003)

On 02/03/2016 at 1:14pm - work - by Upset (man) - United States (California)

Today, I received yet another letter from a relative bitching me out for not involving my parents in my wedding. The parents who showed no interest in our relationship and then yelled at my fiancé and me when we announced it to them, calling us stupid, naive, heathens, and mentally ill. FML

#21520696
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22615) - you deserved it (1502)

On 01/29/2016 at 7:51am - misc - by TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion - United States (Minnesota)

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

#21520327
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23131) - you deserved it (1560)

On 01/28/2016 at 3:39am - animals - by sweetie808 - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I realised what kind of man I married when I finally shelved his book, "Getting Things Done", still untouched 3 months after buying it. FML

#21517718
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16663) - you deserved it (2374)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML

#21517707
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16876) - you deserved it (4836)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:00am - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my husband took a pill to make him last longer in bed. He did last longer. He went from 5 minutes to 7. FML

#21517345
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18609) - you deserved it (2366)

On 01/20/2016 at 11:09am - intimacy - by sadandmad - United States (Florida)

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

#21516448
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16465) - you deserved it (7156)

On 01/18/2016 at 12:18am - health - by 221bcompanion - United States (Ohio)

 Today, I realized how lonely I am, when I got a call from an elderly women who had dialed the wrong number. We ended up having a 20 minute conversation about her cat and how he "just won't use the darn litter pan." I was sad when she had to hang up. FML

#21513970
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22387) - you deserved it (2187)

On 01/11/2016 at 1:03pm - misc - by JoseIsAdork (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting. As I went to leave the bathroom, someone grabbed the knob and pulled the door shut. I figured it was one of the kids and told them to knock it off. A second later, the grip let off. There was no one there and the kids were still asleep. I don't know what to think. FML

#21508063
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23941) - you deserved it (1643)

On 12/26/2015 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandmother insisted that Mexicans sacrifice humans every year as part of their Catholic religion. The Swaggart guy on TV said so, and apparently, he can't be wrong, ever. FML

#21501482
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18283) - you deserved it (1272)

On 12/08/2015 at 1:36pm - misc - by wtfiswronghere (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML

#21501232
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21576) - you deserved it (1860)

On 12/07/2015 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML



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