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skateitup4
  • Town/Country : Boone , North Carolina
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 December 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1074
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About skateitup4 : Well...i'm flattered thank you for actually taking the time to read this. Well first of all i would like to say that my name is Thomas but most every one calls me badass haha just kidding, but feel free to if you want...blah blah blah...Anyway...I'm 15, I'm awesome, I enjoy women, and...life...and that is all thank you. Oh and i forgot to put that i am currently...blah blah blah...oh and message me if you wanna say hi...facebook.com/skateitup4...oh and visit my friends myspace music page at...http://www.myspace.com/alexanderchasekey

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Today, I was at my psychologist's. We were talking about creative outlets and I told him that I wanted to start playing Dungeons and Dragons again. He starts chuckling, and then says, "Oh, you were serious." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11146) - you deserved it (18396)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24524) - you deserved it (196405)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - health - by ugh!! (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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